Some nutty questions from Y!A that I thought were worth mentioning (and poking fun at). What are these people thinking?

• Is it ok for a woman to masturbate in public? I have the feeling most guys would say Yes to this one. I’d probably start laughing if I ever saw someone doing that.
  
• When do dear start turning into elk????? First off it’s ‘deer’, and as far as I know ‘deer’ don’t turn into elk (lol wth?)
  
• Is there a way to make my nipples the same size? I didn’t know this was a problem with some women. I guess there is a lesson to be learned here: don’t play with just one nipple. Rotate.
  
• Is it alright to go out with your 5th cousin? Is this a redneck joke?
  
• Why do some spiders lay their eggs under your skin, but geese do not? Am I missing something here?

There were a few more I wanted to add but they were deleted. Wish I could remember what they were about. *L* I think one was about leaving notes to fairies (haha). Weird people.

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• I still can’t believe Carly was one of the bottom 3 last night on American Idol. She’s too good to be there right now. I hope this opens people’s eyes and they start voting for her again.
• Cherry still isn’t back yet and I’m starting to worry. I hope she is okay. I miss her.
• My son is sick with that cold/flu thing that’s been going around. He does seem to be getting better now, and I’m just waiting to come down with it too. blah…
• I haven’t talked to my parents in like 3 weeks. Ugh…
• I can’t wait for spring. This cold weather is starting to get to me.
• I’m having fun posting pics of Meeka on my new DA account. Though I’m sure my stalker has already found me there because she’s a wacko obsessed freak. Still fucking delusional and making up crap about me. I’m not going to bother any more because you’ll never change and all you want to do is cause drama. Have fun.
• Kinda wondering if there’s been anything new on that Gnome incident. Fricken gnomes. (lol) I still say it was a midget.
• Some of the questions at Y/A are creeping me out. Starting to wonder why I even bother going there.
• We’ve been having problems with the site here. Sometimes it’s extremely slow. We’ve seemed to have ‘lost’ some photos too. Hopefully we got them all.

Categories: American Idol • Humor • Odds and Ends
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One of the things I’ve been doing online lately is hanging around at Yahoo! Answers. I even dragged Orion over there. *L*

I don’t mean to make light of people’s problems but my God, some people can be so stupid. I guess they never heard of “google” before. But yet some questions are legit and interesting and kind of fun to answer.

Some of the questions these people ask though, you can’t help but laugh. Especially in the Men’s Health section. There seems to be a lot of penis questions (of course). And then you have the ‘comedians’ who try to give funny answers. So me and Orion usually find funny ones and paste them to each other in irc. ( “Does masturbation makes your penis crooked?also after i masturbate i feel pain in groin is that ok?”). We are easily amused.

Okay so a lot of those penis questions are from younger ‘men’. It’s obvious really. But then you have to ask yourself, was I ever that naive? Did I ever think about things back then that I now look back on and are so obvious? I’m sure I have, I just can’t think of any at the moment. Plus that was so long ago I don’t know if I really want to remember.

Categories: Humor
Tags: Google, Men's Health, Yahoo Answers
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