Awhile back I saw a standup routine by Ray Romano, and the particular standup show he did was ”Live At Carnegie Hall.” One part of the act he did a bit about taking showers, one point he brought up is why can’t we remember whether or not we washed our hair?

He went on about how even though it would of been a few moments earlier, he always forgets if he washed his hair. Can never remember, would go through the whole process step-by-step and come up with nothing.

Now I don’t know if this applies to women, but it seems a general consensus is that men have trouble remembering whether or not they already washed their hair in the shower; well at least I do. It’s so damn annoying.

I have to rub my hands through my hair and try to see if I can smell any traces of shampoo, but I’ll usually just give up and do it again if I’m unsure. Weird thing is, I never had this issue until I saw that particular bit of his standup. So damn you Ray Romano, damn you for brainwashing me into being unable to remember. I waste my shampoo because of you!

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Well as made obvious in past posts, we get a lot of perverted, sexual and downright messed up hits from search engines. A couple quick highlights include such things as “i really want to have sex with you” to “couple orgy blog” and even “burp boobs”.

Anyway, one result we got earlier this week was “i spyed on my sister in the shower”. Sounds like we got ourselves a little pervert, probably a kid. Now the search in itself is funny enough, but out of curiousity I did the search too. This is what the summary was on the result page.

… my parents went through, not to mention me and my brother and sister. … When I was in the shower this morning I caught her watching me. …

My God that sounds like something right out of an erotic story. The two things out of context were from posts bren did. One about Meeka watching her in the shower and the one about the 17 year old in a car accident.

Taken out of context like that really makes bren look like she gets watched while taking a shower by her family members. Kinky, no?

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Tags: pervert, shower, spying, web searching
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