Yes I’m bored and dunno what to post…

Okay, I’ve had a brilliant idea. Instead of all these numerous safety systems we put into cars, things like seat belts, airbags, bumpers, sturdy frames and whatnot; why not replace it with explosives?

Think about it, if you knew that your car would explode if you bumped someone, wouldn’t you drive a helluva lot safer? Every sane person on earth would drive the posted speed limit, not make stupid manuevers and would follow all traffic laws.

Imagine how great car chases would be with the police as well. People thrive for chaos and destruction, so these would be extreme. The thief zooms along and eventually goes boom at the end of his joyride. Sure, it might take out a pedestrian or two, but those people probably deserved it anyway.

Movie studios wouldn’t have to pay so much money for car chase scenes either, they can just rig their cameras up to the police cars and helicopters. Cheap special effects for them and quicker movie rollouts.

So I say we petition our law makers to require cars to be fitted with high explosives. No pussy explosives, extreme stuff. Not the fake movie “fireball” explosions either, those are just gasoline burning up. A real explosion would look like this.

Viva la boom!

I would like to state this entire post is satire and meant to be funny and not taken serious. Please don’t rig up my car to explode law makers and automakers. Thank you.

Categories: Humor
Tags: cars, explosions, safe driving
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