Apparently down in South America there seems to be a gnome terrorizing teenage boys who scream like girls.

First off, why do people always scream like girls and run away from harmless things? This little dude is clearly practicing on being a backup dancer for Michael Jackson. Just look at his side-stepping and sliding skills. Thriller anyone? Imagine: An army of gnomes that can dance and sing Thriller… I’d pay to see that.

What’s so scary about this thing anyway? Worst it could do is nibble on your leg. If it tried to do that to me I’d just punt it, it is shaped like a football afterall. Tiny men like this fly good with a swift kick.

For once when people do videos like this, I’d rather they just keep the camera on the thing instead of turning it off instantly. Turning off equals an instant fake in my book.

My only hope is that people don’t actually believe it is real. I mean, come on. It’s from The Sun, they’re as reliable of a news source as Windows ME is a reliable operating system.

Categories: Entertainment • Humor
Tags: gnomes, gullible people, tabloids
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