I cannot stand it when a guy stares at me while they are with another woman. The first thing that pops into my mind is “What a PIG!“. It’s not that it’s not okay to look…we all do it (my gripe isn’t  about just looking, but visually raping someone, especially when you are with someone else). When you are with another woman, and they are right beside you, and you are staring down another woman like you are raping her with your little mind, it pisses me off. And I wonder how many other women feel this way. I know I feel sorry for whoever that guy is with.

Guys are obviously more visually stimulated than (most) women are.  I know I would never stare at another guy if another woman was with him.  It’s called respect, damn it.

Why can’t guys seem to control themselves? Is it really that hard? Or is it that they just don’t care?

I think it’s that they just don’t care, and they have no idea how stupid they look. Give me a ten foot pole please, so I can not only keep that distance between us but I can knock you over the head.

People who (spelt out whore by accident, I guess I can call them whores as a derogatory term.. anyway) ride their bikes in the middle of the road suck. Period. No ifs, ands or buts about it. They have absolutely no reason to be in the street when there is a perfectly good sidewalk just two feet to the side of them.

I had to go to a store to return some things, and on the way there I got to the worst part of town when it comes to the street space. There is parking on each side of the road, and side walks on each side at least 4 feet wide. Each lane gets VERY narrow, especially when cars are parked on the sides right up on the white lines. If you stand on the double yellow line, you’d get clipped by mirrors at this section. Also, there is a stop light ahead of me as I get there.

Lo and behold, there is a sole guy on a bike. Complete with jackass tights, blue sweater, dorky looking helmet and sunglasses. Had to be in his later 30s I think. I’m going southbound, so is he, so are the cars in front and behind me. The light was turning yellow at this point.

This moron, was on the driving part of the white line, a good foot to two feet in the driving lane as he wobbled at low speed to avoid the parked cars. The car in front of me, had to pull over the double yellow line to avoid him. I saw this happening, so I got prepared. I opened my window.

As I drove past him, I shouted as loud as I could the following, simple phrase. “GET ON THE SIDEWALK.” Simple directions, made sense. He shouts back “HEY” real loud as he approaches my passenger window. Then stops and starts yelling at me as if I were the one at fault. Says he is traffic on the road and has the right to be there.

I’ll give him that, I’ll happily make room, pull over, and slow down for anyone in the road. For the love of God though, you don’t have to be in the road when there IS A PERFECTLY GOOD SIDEWALK TO USE THAT IS DEVOID OF HUMAN LIFE AND ACTIVITY.

He continues yelling at me, I call him a jackass after the traffic comment, and his voice shoots up to 8 year old girl and tries to mock me with repeating what I said. Real mature for a older guy. Clearly he was a dick head. He was obviously only in the road to piss off people who are trying NOT to kill anyone.

Before the light turned green I started laughing, called him a girl a few times. It was hilarious to watch him. I think it pissed him off more that he wasn’t pissing me off.

The dumbass went on his little fairy way and I’m just laughing to myself as I drive off.

So seriously, why do these idiots have to ride in the street? Sidewalks are safer for them. They put my life in danger, their life in danger, and other driver’s lives in danger by being in the street when a sidewalk is an alternative.

I normally wouldn’t do something like this, but I yelled at him because it forced me to go over the double yellow into the other lane. Thankfully no one was coming at me or I really would of been pissed off at the guy. It should be illegal for pedestrians and bikers to be in the street when there are sidewalks, period.

That was the highlight of my day so far, felt like I’d share it with the rest of you.

He went on about how even though it would of been a few moments earlier, he always forgets if he washed his hair. Can never remember, would go through the whole process step-by-step and come up with nothing.

Now I don’t know if this applies to women, but it seems a general consensus is that men have trouble remembering whether or not they already washed their hair in the shower; well at least I do. It’s so damn annoying.

I have to rub my hands through my hair and try to see if I can smell any traces of shampoo, but I’ll usually just give up and do it again if I’m unsure. Weird thing is, I never had this issue until I saw that particular bit of his standup. So damn you Ray Romano, damn you for brainwashing me into being unable to remember. I waste my shampoo because of you!

What really annoys me, is how it never bothered me as a kid. I was never allergic to a thing, then one year BAM, spring totally murdered my sinuses. Good thing cats and dogs don’t bother me or I’d really be screwed. My bed sheets can collect enough hair for a few small cats after a week or two; nothing the vacuum can’t fix though.

Anyway, there isn’t much reason to this post, just felt like ranting about how itchy my eyes have been. At least it isn’t 90+ degrees and humid… yet. That has got to be the worst.

“Restless legs syndrome is a condition that is characterized by an irresistible urge to move one’s legs (occasionally arms or torso).“

I guess people aren’t allowed to be uncomfortable anymore or fidget. What are we going to treat next with medicine, excessive blinking? This is where Mirapex comes in, to solve RLS with medication you don’t need!

Now it is one thing to be suckered into getting medicine for this, when you’re probably just moving your legs because you’re nervous, deep in though, etc. It’s a completely different thing to accept all its side effects.

• Dizziness, lightheadedness, or fainting, especially when standing up
• Drowsiness
• Hallucinations
• Weight gain
• Weight loss
• Nausea
• Trouble in sleeping
• Twitching, twisting, or other unusual body movements
• Unusual tiredness or weakness
• Several unusual adverse effects of this medication may include compulsive gambling, hypersexuality, and overeating.

Please tell me how ANY of these adverse effects taken directly off of wiki, are worse than dealing with your legs moving around? Yes, I’d much rather have an extremely elevated sex drive, want to waste my money gambling, hallucinate, be drowsy and feel sick all at the same time. Maybe then my fantasy of gambling while halucinating that the chips are singing at me while vomiting at the same time!

This is just pathetic, guess the drug companies need to make more money off of suckers.