Man, there is some stuff you just can’t make up. PETA, in its infinite wisdom a few months ago, decided that it would be a downright swell idea to start a petition to have the word “fish” changed to “sea-kitten”. It’s to raise awareness of the wrong-doing that fishing incurs.

Don’t take my word for it, this is not a joke. You just can’t make this shit up. PETA - Save the Sea Kittens.

Fish Rape

Now, I’m not going to kill anymore brain cells than necessary by reading more about this crap from their website. The main page is bad enough. Overly cute, fish doing stupid things like reading, being raped by little girls, the usual.

Don’t these people know they’re teaching kids to hold fish out of water so they can suffocate to death? What sick bastards are behind PETA?

I just can’t fathom how stupid you have to be to fall for this crap. Everything PETA does and says is the biggest load of bull ever witnessed by man. Only surpassed perhaps by Dubya.

Just think, almost 12,000 fools signed the petition to stop the “hunting of sea kittens.” Twelve thousand dumbasses.

Also, if you ever need proof of how idiotic Pam Anderson is, she’s an avid PETA member and poster girl for them, along with lots of other bimbo retard celebs.

I CAN HAZ BRIAN?

I guess you need an IQ of a small child to fall for this stuff.

You know what? PETA has inspired me. I want to save moths.

Moths have been succumbing to the likes of felines for years. Bren doesn’t help the situation! She feeds cute, innocent, harmless moths to her monster of a cat Meeka! THIS IS SICK AND ATROCIOUS. We must save the air kittens!

Someone think of the air kittens.

Please, won’t someone think of them? It’s bad enough the sea kittens get hunted. Now we have feline feeding mongrels, hunting moths and murdering them with their cats!

(I’m going to go jump off a cliff over the stupidity of humanity now.)

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Tags: air kittens, idiots, peta, sea kittens
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When (some) men see a woman they find attractive, that small part of their brain which tells them to be respectful towards their girlfriend/wife seems to shut off. It doesn’t matter who they are with. They are going to look (or gawk I should say, like they are seeing you without your clothes on) no matter what.

I cannot stand it when a guy stares at me while they are with another woman. The first thing that pops into my mind is “What a PIG!“. It’s not that it’s not okay to look…we all do it (my gripe isn’t  about just looking, but visually raping someone, especially when you are with someone else). When you are with another woman, and they are right beside you, and you are staring down another woman like you are raping her with your little mind, it pisses me off. And I wonder how many other women feel this way. I know I feel sorry for whoever that guy is with.

Guys are obviously more visually stimulated than (most) women are.  I know I would never stare at another guy if another woman was with him.  It’s called respect, damn it.

Why can’t guys seem to control themselves? Is it really that hard? Or is it that they just don’t care?

I think it’s that they just don’t care, and they have no idea how stupid they look. Give me a ten foot pole please, so I can not only keep that distance between us but I can knock you over the head.

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(Time for a long rant.)

People who (spelt out whore by accident, I guess I can call them whores as a derogatory term.. anyway) ride their bikes in the middle of the road suck. Period. No ifs, ands or buts about it. They have absolutely no reason to be in the street when there is a perfectly good sidewalk just two feet to the side of them.

I had to go to a store to return some things, and on the way there I got to the worst part of town when it comes to the street space. There is parking on each side of the road, and side walks on each side at least 4 feet wide. Each lane gets VERY narrow, especially when cars are parked on the sides right up on the white lines. If you stand on the double yellow line, you’d get clipped by mirrors at this section. Also, there is a stop light ahead of me as I get there.

Lo and behold, there is a sole guy on a bike. Complete with jackass tights, blue sweater, dorky looking helmet and sunglasses. Had to be in his later 30s I think. I’m going southbound, so is he, so are the cars in front and behind me. The light was turning yellow at this point.

This moron, was on the driving part of the white line, a good foot to two feet in the driving lane as he wobbled at low speed to avoid the parked cars. The car in front of me, had to pull over the double yellow line to avoid him. I saw this happening, so I got prepared. I opened my window.

As I drove past him, I shouted as loud as I could the following, simple phrase. “GET ON THE SIDEWALK.” Simple directions, made sense. He shouts back “HEY” real loud as he approaches my passenger window. Then stops and starts yelling at me as if I were the one at fault. Says he is traffic on the road and has the right to be there.

I’ll give him that, I’ll happily make room, pull over, and slow down for anyone in the road. For the love of God though, you don’t have to be in the road when there IS A PERFECTLY GOOD SIDEWALK TO USE THAT IS DEVOID OF HUMAN LIFE AND ACTIVITY.

He continues yelling at me, I call him a jackass after the traffic comment, and his voice shoots up to 8 year old girl and tries to mock me with repeating what I said. Real mature for a older guy. Clearly he was a dick head. He was obviously only in the road to piss off people who are trying NOT to kill anyone.

Before the light turned green I started laughing, called him a girl a few times. It was hilarious to watch him. I think it pissed him off more that he wasn’t pissing me off.

The dumbass went on his little fairy way and I’m just laughing to myself as I drive off.

So seriously, why do these idiots have to ride in the street? Sidewalks are safer for them. They put my life in danger, their life in danger, and other driver’s lives in danger by being in the street when a sidewalk is an alternative.

I normally wouldn’t do something like this, but I yelled at him because it forced me to go over the double yellow into the other lane. Thankfully no one was coming at me or I really would of been pissed off at the guy. It should be illegal for pedestrians and bikers to be in the street when there are sidewalks, period.

That was the highlight of my day so far, felt like I’d share it with the rest of you.

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Awhile back I saw a standup routine by Ray Romano, and the particular standup show he did was ”Live At Carnegie Hall.” One part of the act he did a bit about taking showers, one point he brought up is why can’t we remember whether or not we washed our hair?

He went on about how even though it would of been a few moments earlier, he always forgets if he washed his hair. Can never remember, would go through the whole process step-by-step and come up with nothing.

Now I don’t know if this applies to women, but it seems a general consensus is that men have trouble remembering whether or not they already washed their hair in the shower; well at least I do. It’s so damn annoying.

I have to rub my hands through my hair and try to see if I can smell any traces of shampoo, but I’ll usually just give up and do it again if I’m unsure. Weird thing is, I never had this issue until I saw that particular bit of his standup. So damn you Ray Romano, damn you for brainwashing me into being unable to remember. I waste my shampoo because of you!

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Well Spring is definitely in full gear now, the Fig is shedding like a beast and tree pollen is kicking my ass. The last weekend was horrible, and it’s only gonna get worse.

What really annoys me, is how it never bothered me as a kid. I was never allergic to a thing, then one year BAM, spring totally murdered my sinuses. Good thing cats and dogs don’t bother me or I’d really be screwed. My bed sheets can collect enough hair for a few small cats after a week or two; nothing the vacuum can’t fix though.

Anyway, there isn’t much reason to this post, just felt like ranting about how itchy my eyes have been. At least it isn’t 90+ degrees and humid… yet. That has got to be the worst.

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