Just this little minute clip alone was enough to make me nearly spit my drink across the room. The jeepers crumpets comment caught me off guard, the fact that it is two drunk Russian guys that apparently crashed their tank are in Alaska, ‘Paylin’ called it foreign relations to let them in. It’s just classic material right here.

Makes you wonder what the real Palin thinks of this, probably burns her crumpets so bad. It’ll probably just give McCain a heart attack however, don’t think his heart can handle it.

You have to hand it to the porn industry to do something like this. It is true what they say, anything and everything can and will be pornography.

Here is the first photo, it is from 2003:

And now in 2008:

Well, not much has changed in five years with him in these two shots. He did manage to tilt his head the other way however.

Here is another, this time from 2004:

and again in 2008:

He somehow managed to slide into the corner through means that obviously took awhile. Also, he managed to flip over to evenly rest both sides of his body.

Throughout the years he has explored his nekkidness in various positions. It is assumed that he has not decided on a favorite position yet.

Enjoy the photos.

I’ve already watched this video at least ten times, went and got the song on iTunes and all that good stuff. I recognized a good portion of all those meme videos on youtube, but there are still a ton I don’t catch yet. So far I think there have been 24 actually recognized in it by various people. How many can you find?

Edit: Okay here is a pretty comprehensive list of everything in the video thanks to a comment post on digg.com. Most of the titles should link to the appropriate youtube videos.

• Canon in D electric (00:00 - 00:18)
• One man Band (00:00 - 00:18 )
• Numa Numa (00:16 - 00:17)
• Dramatic Gopher (00:19 - 00:20)
• How the Dramatic Prairie Dog was Born (00:20 - 00:22)
• afro ninja (00:22 - 00:28)
• Diet coke and Mentos experiment (00:32 - 00:37)
• Guy Catches Glasses With Face (00:37 - 00:37)
• GI Joe Gay (00:38 - 00:41)
• Guiness World Record for most T-Shirts worn at one time. (00:47 - 00:51)
• Star Wars Kid (00:56 - 00:59)
• Chris Crocker - LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! (00:59 - 01:04)
• All Your Base Are Belong To Us (01:04 - 01:05)
• Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question (01:10 - 01:16)
• Crank That Soldier Boy (01:24 - 01:26)
• Evolution of Dance (01:26 - 01:30)
• “Chocolate Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday (01:30 - 01:37)
• Close up of piano (01:37 - 01:38)
• K-Fed Popozao (01:39 - 01:43)
• Daft Hands - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (01:47 - 01:51)
• Daft Bodies - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (01:51 - 01:56)
• Sex advice girl (02:06 - 02:08)
• Shoes the Full Version (02:29 - 02:35)
• sword guy (right) (2:37 - 02:38)
• Colin’s Bear Animation (2:37 - 02:38) (maybe??)
• Cartoon (bottom right) (2:37 - 02:38)
• UFO Haiti (2:37 - 02:38)
• Sneezing Panda (2:37 - 02:38)
• Ryan vs Dorkman (02:38 - 02:39)
• Potter Puppet Pals, Dumbledore is visible next to Federline’s shoulder (2:39)
• It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! (02:43 -02:44)
• Will It blend (02:53 - 02:55)
• Charlie The Unicorn (02:56 - 02:57)

First off, why do people always scream like girls and run away from harmless things? This little dude is clearly practicing on being a backup dancer for Michael Jackson. Just look at his side-stepping and sliding skills. Thriller anyone? Imagine: An army of gnomes that can dance and sing Thriller… I’d pay to see that.

What’s so scary about this thing anyway? Worst it could do is nibble on your leg. If it tried to do that to me I’d just punt it, it is shaped like a football afterall. Tiny men like this fly good with a swift kick.

For once when people do videos like this, I’d rather they just keep the camera on the thing instead of turning it off instantly. Turning off equals an instant fake in my book.

My only hope is that people don’t actually believe it is real. I mean, come on. It’s from The Sun, they’re as reliable of a news source as Windows ME is a reliable operating system.