Man, there is some stuff you just can’t make up. PETA, in its infinite wisdom a few months ago, decided that it would be a downright swell idea to start a petition to have the word “fish” changed to “sea-kitten”. It’s to raise awareness of the wrong-doing that fishing incurs.

Don’t take my word for it, this is not a joke. You just can’t make this shit up. PETA - Save the Sea Kittens.

Fish Rape

Now, I’m not going to kill anymore brain cells than necessary by reading more about this crap from their website. The main page is bad enough. Overly cute, fish doing stupid things like reading, being raped by little girls, the usual.

Don’t these people know they’re teaching kids to hold fish out of water so they can suffocate to death? What sick bastards are behind PETA?

I just can’t fathom how stupid you have to be to fall for this crap. Everything PETA does and says is the biggest load of bull ever witnessed by man. Only surpassed perhaps by Dubya.

Just think, almost 12,000 fools signed the petition to stop the “hunting of sea kittens.” Twelve thousand dumbasses.

Also, if you ever need proof of how idiotic Pam Anderson is, she’s an avid PETA member and poster girl for them, along with lots of other bimbo retard celebs.

I CAN HAZ BRIAN?

I guess you need an IQ of a small child to fall for this stuff.

You know what? PETA has inspired me. I want to save moths.

Moths have been succumbing to the likes of felines for years. Bren doesn’t help the situation! She feeds cute, innocent, harmless moths to her monster of a cat Meeka! THIS IS SICK AND ATROCIOUS. We must save the air kittens!

Someone think of the air kittens.

Please, won’t someone think of them? It’s bad enough the sea kittens get hunted. Now we have feline feeding mongrels, hunting moths and murdering them with their cats!

(I’m going to go jump off a cliff over the stupidity of humanity now.)

Categories: Entertainment • Humor • Information • Pets / Animals • Rants
Tags: air kittens, idiots, peta, sea kittens
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Categories: Entertainment • Wordless Wednesday
Tags: carving, halloween, pumpkin
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Alright, this I could not pass up as unbelievably hilarious. I scrounge around digg.com on and off and they had the first minute of Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? up on it via a youtube link. Thought I’d share it with you here. This is safe for work and only a little over a minute long, probably about all they could get away with to fit under safe for work.

Just this little minute clip alone was enough to make me nearly spit my drink across the room. The jeepers crumpets comment caught me off guard, the fact that it is two drunk Russian guys that apparently crashed their tank are in Alaska, ‘Paylin’ called it foreign relations to let them in. It’s just classic material right here.

Makes you wonder what the real Palin thinks of this, probably burns her crumpets so bad. It’ll probably just give McCain a heart attack however, don’t think his heart can handle it.

You have to hand it to the porn industry to do something like this. It is true what they say, anything and everything can and will be pornography.

Categories: Entertainment • Humor • Movies
Tags: comedy, drunk, John McCain, pornography, Russians, Sarah Palin, satire, sex, tank, threesome
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I thought I’d do a quick little post with some of my favorite pictures of Figaro. Going to compare pictures from a couple years ago to now, to see how far he has come.

Here is the first photo, it is from 2003:

And now in 2008:

Well, not much has changed in five years with him in these two shots. He did manage to tilt his head the other way however.

Here is another, this time from 2004:

and again in 2008:

He somehow managed to slide into the corner through means that obviously took awhile. Also, he managed to flip over to evenly rest both sides of his body.

Throughout the years he has explored his nekkidness in various positions. It is assumed that he has not decided on a favorite position yet.

Enjoy the photos.

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Once in awhile there is just something so awesome it must be discussed and distributed to the masses. I present to you, Pork and Beans by Weezer. If you go to the youtube page you can watch it in higher quality.

I’ve already watched this video at least ten times, went and got the song on iTunes and all that good stuff. I recognized a good portion of all those meme videos on youtube, but there are still a ton I don’t catch yet. So far I think there have been 24 actually recognized in it by various people. How many can you find?

Edit: Okay here is a pretty comprehensive list of everything in the video thanks to a comment post on digg.com. Most of the titles should link to the appropriate youtube videos.

• Canon in D electric (00:00 - 00:18)
• One man Band (00:00 - 00:18 )
• Numa Numa (00:16 - 00:17)
• Dramatic Gopher (00:19 - 00:20)
• How the Dramatic Prairie Dog was Born (00:20 - 00:22)
• afro ninja (00:22 - 00:28)
• Diet coke and Mentos experiment (00:32 - 00:37)
• Guy Catches Glasses With Face (00:37 - 00:37)
• GI Joe Gay (00:38 - 00:41)
• Guiness World Record for most T-Shirts worn at one time. (00:47 - 00:51)
• Star Wars Kid (00:56 - 00:59)
• Chris Crocker - LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! (00:59 - 01:04)
• All Your Base Are Belong To Us (01:04 - 01:05)
• Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question (01:10 - 01:16)
• Crank That Soldier Boy (01:24 - 01:26)
• Evolution of Dance (01:26 - 01:30)
• “Chocolate Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday (01:30 - 01:37)
• Close up of piano (01:37 - 01:38)
• K-Fed Popozao (01:39 - 01:43)
• Daft Hands - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (01:47 - 01:51)
• Daft Bodies - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (01:51 - 01:56)
• Sex advice girl (02:06 - 02:08)
• Shoes the Full Version (02:29 - 02:35)
• sword guy (right) (2:37 - 02:38)
• Colin’s Bear Animation (2:37 - 02:38) (maybe??)
• Cartoon (bottom right) (2:37 - 02:38)
• UFO Haiti (2:37 - 02:38)
• Sneezing Panda (2:37 - 02:38)
• Ryan vs Dorkman (02:38 - 02:39)
• Potter Puppet Pals, Dumbledore is visible next to Federline’s shoulder (2:39)
• It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! (02:43 -02:44)
• Will It blend (02:53 - 02:55)
• Charlie The Unicorn (02:56 - 02:57)

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Tags: meme, pork and beans, weezer, youtube
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