Man, there is some stuff you just can’t make up. PETA, in its infinite wisdom a few months ago, decided that it would be a downright swell idea to start a petition to have the word “fish” changed to “sea-kitten”. It’s to raise awareness of the wrong-doing that fishing incurs.

Don’t take my word for it, this is not a joke. You just can’t make this shit up. PETA - Save the Sea Kittens.

Fish Rape

Now, I’m not going to kill anymore brain cells than necessary by reading more about this crap from their website. The main page is bad enough. Overly cute, fish doing stupid things like reading, being raped by little girls, the usual.

Don’t these people know they’re teaching kids to hold fish out of water so they can suffocate to death? What sick bastards are behind PETA?

I just can’t fathom how stupid you have to be to fall for this crap. Everything PETA does and says is the biggest load of bull ever witnessed by man. Only surpassed perhaps by Dubya.

Just think, almost 12,000 fools signed the petition to stop the “hunting of sea kittens.” Twelve thousand dumbasses.

Also, if you ever need proof of how idiotic Pam Anderson is, she’s an avid PETA member and poster girl for them, along with lots of other bimbo retard celebs.

I CAN HAZ BRIAN?

I guess you need an IQ of a small child to fall for this stuff.

You know what? PETA has inspired me. I want to save moths.

Moths have been succumbing to the likes of felines for years. Bren doesn’t help the situation! She feeds cute, innocent, harmless moths to her monster of a cat Meeka! THIS IS SICK AND ATROCIOUS. We must save the air kittens!

Someone think of the air kittens.

Please, won’t someone think of them? It’s bad enough the sea kittens get hunted. Now we have feline feeding mongrels, hunting moths and murdering them with their cats!

(I’m going to go jump off a cliff over the stupidity of humanity now.)

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Tags: air kittens, idiots, peta, sea kittens
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I’ll be honest. I hate computers. I loathe them. All they do is cause headaches and annoyances. Software updates, bug fixes, things going wrong, accidentally deleting files, corrupted backups, bots trying to convince you that you have a small penis and pushing viagra on you. I hate it all.

Two weeks ago the server I built a year ago and co-located at a datacenter decided it was a great, swell time to kick the bucket.

Now, I knew it had issues from about 10 months ago. Threw ECC (Error Correcting Code) errors. I figured I’ll replace the ram someday. Kept putting it off, and off. Server ran fine for a bit over 12 months.

Then, catastrophic failure of the ram. At first, I thought it was a hard drive death. So I bought two brand spanking new hard drives, as well as replacement ram, and sent it all off to the datacenter to install in the server; and they were to send me the old parts back so I could replace it all.

They did their job well, installed everything, got it up and running. Within hours of me setting it up and tinkering with it, BAM, more errors from the primary HD. Told the datacenter to switch over to the spare drive (which is also brand new and identical mind you) and start over. They did it, and again I was happily on my way with setting it up again. 12 hours later, BAM, more HD errors on the spare drive! Joy is me!

At this point, I’m utterly defeated and tell them to just send everything to me. I get the parts, and start testing each drive one by one. First the original drive. It had a few errors, only caused by shutting down improperly. Besides that, it was perfectly fine. ugh.

The two brand new drives, each were lemons. I ran extended tests and they were both functioning, but not usable due to errors on the drives. Brand new drives, identical make/models, both duds. Their serial numbers were about 100 digits off. God…

So, here I am now. Finally got a dedicated server setup. Should of had a second server long ago for fail over purposes. If anyone actually noticed the blog was down, this is why.

Man, do I HATE computers. (But they’re sadly an essential necessity anymore.)

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Well, just thought I’d do a quick post letting anyone who may still check here once in awhile that, yes, we are still alive. (Couldn’t help but do a Portal reference.) We haven’t exactly had much to blog about lately, but it looks like Hell’s Kitchen and American Idol should kick-start more frequent posts again.

I can’t wait for Hell’s Kitchen tomorrow night. I still think Petrozza deserved to win last season instead of that whiny, back-stabbing bitch (lol), but eh, not enough to turn me off of it. Petrozza was the man, the fact I still remember his name is testament to that.

These early Idol audition shows have kind of bored me, they’re just so predictable. You can tell that the pre-screeners are picking the very best, and the very worst contestants to go meet the four judges. There is rarely any middle ground singers (that they show anyway). Hopefully the Hollywood and later shows will be more entertaining. They seem to have picked off some decent people so far, barring that bikini girl. I just wanted to slap her so hard upside the head for dressing like that. Major attention whore.

Anyway, we’re still here and will start posting a bit more frequently.

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(Time for a long rant.)

People who (spelt out whore by accident, I guess I can call them whores as a derogatory term.. anyway) ride their bikes in the middle of the road suck. Period. No ifs, ands or buts about it. They have absolutely no reason to be in the street when there is a perfectly good sidewalk just two feet to the side of them.

I had to go to a store to return some things, and on the way there I got to the worst part of town when it comes to the street space. There is parking on each side of the road, and side walks on each side at least 4 feet wide. Each lane gets VERY narrow, especially when cars are parked on the sides right up on the white lines. If you stand on the double yellow line, you’d get clipped by mirrors at this section. Also, there is a stop light ahead of me as I get there.

Lo and behold, there is a sole guy on a bike. Complete with jackass tights, blue sweater, dorky looking helmet and sunglasses. Had to be in his later 30s I think. I’m going southbound, so is he, so are the cars in front and behind me. The light was turning yellow at this point.

This moron, was on the driving part of the white line, a good foot to two feet in the driving lane as he wobbled at low speed to avoid the parked cars. The car in front of me, had to pull over the double yellow line to avoid him. I saw this happening, so I got prepared. I opened my window.

As I drove past him, I shouted as loud as I could the following, simple phrase. “GET ON THE SIDEWALK.” Simple directions, made sense. He shouts back “HEY” real loud as he approaches my passenger window. Then stops and starts yelling at me as if I were the one at fault. Says he is traffic on the road and has the right to be there.

I’ll give him that, I’ll happily make room, pull over, and slow down for anyone in the road. For the love of God though, you don’t have to be in the road when there IS A PERFECTLY GOOD SIDEWALK TO USE THAT IS DEVOID OF HUMAN LIFE AND ACTIVITY.

He continues yelling at me, I call him a jackass after the traffic comment, and his voice shoots up to 8 year old girl and tries to mock me with repeating what I said. Real mature for a older guy. Clearly he was a dick head. He was obviously only in the road to piss off people who are trying NOT to kill anyone.

Before the light turned green I started laughing, called him a girl a few times. It was hilarious to watch him. I think it pissed him off more that he wasn’t pissing me off.

The dumbass went on his little fairy way and I’m just laughing to myself as I drive off.

So seriously, why do these idiots have to ride in the street? Sidewalks are safer for them. They put my life in danger, their life in danger, and other driver’s lives in danger by being in the street when a sidewalk is an alternative.

I normally wouldn’t do something like this, but I yelled at him because it forced me to go over the double yellow into the other lane. Thankfully no one was coming at me or I really would of been pissed off at the guy. It should be illegal for pedestrians and bikers to be in the street when there are sidewalks, period.

That was the highlight of my day so far, felt like I’d share it with the rest of you.

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Tags: biker, dick head, fairy, street law, tights
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