Save the Sea-Kittens!
Man, there is some stuff you just can’t make up. PETA, in its infinite wisdom a few months ago, decided that it would be a downright swell idea to start a petition to have the word “fish” changed to “sea-kitten”. It’s to raise awareness of the wrong-doing that fishing incurs.
Don’t take my word for it, this is not a joke. You just can’t make this shit up. PETA - Save the Sea Kittens.
Fish Rape
Now, I’m not going to kill anymore brain cells than necessary by reading more about this crap from their website. The main page is bad enough. Overly cute, fish doing stupid things like reading, being raped by little girls, the usual.
Don’t these people know they’re teaching kids to hold fish out of water so they can suffocate to death? What sick bastards are behind PETA?
I just can’t fathom how stupid you have to be to fall for this crap. Everything PETA does and says is the biggest load of bull ever witnessed by man. Only surpassed perhaps by Dubya.
Just think, almost 12,000 fools signed the petition to stop the “hunting of sea kittens.” Twelve thousand dumbasses.
Also, if you ever need proof of how idiotic Pam Anderson is, she’s an avid PETA member and poster girl for them, along with lots of other bimbo retard celebs.
I CAN HAZ BRIAN?
I guess you need an IQ of a small child to fall for this stuff.
You know what? PETA has inspired me. I want to save moths.
Moths have been succumbing to the likes of felines for years. Bren doesn’t help the situation! She feeds cute, innocent, harmless moths to her monster of a cat Meeka! THIS IS SICK AND ATROCIOUS. We must save the air kittens!
Someone think of the air kittens.
Please, won’t someone think of them? It’s bad enough the sea kittens get hunted. Now we have feline feeding mongrels, hunting moths and murdering them with their cats!
(I’m going to go jump off a cliff over the stupidity of humanity now.)
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June 4th, 2009 - 2:55:09 pm
omg you’re killing me here. Seriously. I was laughing so hard I started to tear up. Good post. haha
Poor sea kitties. Those little girls holding them out of the water so they can’t breath. (lmao good one)
I like how they say on their site “Ask the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to stop promoting sea kitten hunting” Oh yeah, I can see them laughing their asses off and shaking their heads at that one.
WTH are these people on anyways? And can I have some? *L*
Okay…you are making me feel bad about the moth thing now. LOL Air Kittens UGH rofl She looks so cute when she’s jumping and running in the yard for them. haha
June 4th, 2009 - 2:59:48 pm
I had fun doing this post. lol
Not only are those girls suffocating those innocent fish, they’re raping them! FISH RAPE! SICKOS!! (ugh lol) I want to know what idiot though that was a good image? Couldn’t they have put her in scuba gear or something and underwater? lol
I feel bad for the people being sent the petition. They must have so many idiots bothering them about this.
Honestly, PETA should be labeled a cult. They go around throwing animal blood on people and literally brainwash their members. Reminds me of scientology…
And no, you can’t have what they’re on. Unless you want to start saving sea kittens. lol
You should feel bad about murdering air kittens, and forcing a feline to do your bidding. Meeka is a slave to you and you’re teaching her to be a killer by feeding into her bloodlust with the air kittens! HOW DARE YOU! (lmao)
June 4th, 2009 - 3:08:28 pm
lmao Scuba Gear and under water. hahaha
I really want to make a sea kitten though, just because I love cats. *L* You can make one of fig and i can make one look like meeka (lol). You know you want to! (lmao)
PETA needs one of those signs. “Here’s your sign!” haha wow how can anyone take that seriously.
I LOVE the cat face on the moth btw. lol And I don’t feed meeka moths. I try to catch them for her so she can play with them. (lmao)
June 4th, 2009 - 3:11:54 pm
Don’t you dare succumb to peta’s ploys! They’ll drag you in if you make a sea kitten!
I hope, that someday, they’ll come forward and say “haha, it was all an elaborate joke. Our followers are complete idiots. Screw animals. Animals are meat and taste good!” I know that’ll never happen, but one can wish. lol
Stop trying to cute up Meeka MURDERING moths! You’re feeding her air kittens and that’s that! (lol)
June 4th, 2009 - 3:18:48 pm
but…they are so cute. And they are selling the plush toys…awwww. (wow haha)
How much for one anyways? 19.95? Everything is 19.95 these days. *L*
No, really. I bring them to her alive so she can kill them (lmao I am cracking up right now).
June 4th, 2009 - 3:20:23 pm
$19.95 is the popular price point for anything now. I learned that from the Pitchmen show on discovery channel. lol
SEE, YOU ADMIT TO MURDERING MOTHS!! lmao
June 4th, 2009 - 3:22:33 pm
I don’t murder them. Meeka does. Does that make me an enabler? Or something. haha
and lol at your 19.95 comment. Sure you didn’t get that from Digg? *L*
I have to go look now. I really don’t want to go back to their site. Cute looking background though huh. haha
June 4th, 2009 - 3:23:45 pm
wow only 9 bucks *L*
June 4th, 2009 - 3:24:07 pm
It makes you an accessory to murder. JUST AS BAD! (lol)
I’m positive, I’ve been watching that show when I remember to and it came up on one episode as to why $19.95 is popular. It’s just a very successful price point for products lately. lol
Stop looking at their website, they’re brainwashing you!!
June 4th, 2009 - 3:26:13 pm
I was kidding about the Digg thing. You know I have to tease you about that all the time. *L* You usually say you find things at Digg when I ask. *pokes you*
June 4th, 2009 - 3:27:28 pm
lol yeah. Digg can be informative. (lol)
*pokes you harder*