(Time for a long rant.)

People who (spelt out whore by accident, I guess I can call them whores as a derogatory term.. anyway) ride their bikes in the middle of the road suck. Period. No ifs, ands or buts about it. They have absolutely no reason to be in the street when there is a perfectly good sidewalk just two feet to the side of them.

I had to go to a store to return some things, and on the way there I got to the worst part of town when it comes to the street space. There is parking on each side of the road, and side walks on each side at least 4 feet wide. Each lane gets VERY narrow, especially when cars are parked on the sides right up on the white lines. If you stand on the double yellow line, you’d get clipped by mirrors at this section. Also, there is a stop light ahead of me as I get there.

Lo and behold, there is a sole guy on a bike. Complete with jackass tights, blue sweater, dorky looking helmet and sunglasses. Had to be in his later 30s I think. I’m going southbound, so is he, so are the cars in front and behind me. The light was turning yellow at this point.

This moron, was on the driving part of the white line, a good foot to two feet in the driving lane as he wobbled at low speed to avoid the parked cars. The car in front of me, had to pull over the double yellow line to avoid him. I saw this happening, so I got prepared. I opened my window.

As I drove past him, I shouted as loud as I could the following, simple phrase. “GET ON THE SIDEWALK.” Simple directions, made sense. He shouts back “HEY” real loud as he approaches my passenger window. Then stops and starts yelling at me as if I were the one at fault. Says he is traffic on the road and has the right to be there.

I’ll give him that, I’ll happily make room, pull over, and slow down for anyone in the road. For the love of God though, you don’t have to be in the road when there IS A PERFECTLY GOOD SIDEWALK TO USE THAT IS DEVOID OF HUMAN LIFE AND ACTIVITY.

He continues yelling at me, I call him a jackass after the traffic comment, and his voice shoots up to 8 year old girl and tries to mock me with repeating what I said. Real mature for a older guy. Clearly he was a dick head. He was obviously only in the road to piss off people who are trying NOT to kill anyone.

Before the light turned green I started laughing, called him a girl a few times. It was hilarious to watch him. I think it pissed him off more that he wasn’t pissing me off.

The dumbass went on his little fairy way and I’m just laughing to myself as I drive off.

So seriously, why do these idiots have to ride in the street? Sidewalks are safer for them. They put my life in danger, their life in danger, and other driver’s lives in danger by being in the street when a sidewalk is an alternative.

I normally wouldn’t do something like this, but I yelled at him because it forced me to go over the double yellow into the other lane. Thankfully no one was coming at me or I really would of been pissed off at the guy. It should be illegal for pedestrians and bikers to be in the street when there are sidewalks, period.

That was the highlight of my day so far, felt like I’d share it with the rest of you.

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Tags: biker, dick head, fairy, street law, tights
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I had unfortunately missed one of the newer episodes of House one night (*gasp*), and Orion was nice enough to send me a link so I could watch it online. I immediately bookmarked it (like I bookmark everything having to do with the show) and went back to it when I had time alone to watch it.  So if you missed an episode you’ll really appreciate Hulu.com. You won’t have to wait until the episode repeats (and probably miss it…again. Damn. It happens.).

Not only do they offer the most recent episodes (which do expire after a limited amount of time, so don’t wait too long), you can also watch some interesting clips like “Houses’ Disability“.

We have a lot of people come to our site via search engines, looking for House information.. The most common one is “Does House really use a cane?” Well guess what…he doesn’t. Yes, he’s just that good of an actor. He had me fooled. Not only that, they originally had him in a wheel chair (I bet you didn’t know that either, did you?).

So watch those clips (some just over 2 min long) and learn more interesting tidbits about your favorite television show (you’ll also hear Hugh Laurie speaking in his normal accent…which is weird but cool).

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Tags: Cane, Clips, House, Houses' Disability, Hulu.com, Interviews, Limp, tv shows
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Alright, this I could not pass up as unbelievably hilarious. I scrounge around digg.com on and off and they had the first minute of Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? up on it via a youtube link. Thought I’d share it with you here. This is safe for work and only a little over a minute long, probably about all they could get away with to fit under safe for work.

Just this little minute clip alone was enough to make me nearly spit my drink across the room. The jeepers crumpets comment caught me off guard, the fact that it is two drunk Russian guys that apparently crashed their tank are in Alaska, ‘Paylin’ called it foreign relations to let them in. It’s just classic material right here.

Makes you wonder what the real Palin thinks of this, probably burns her crumpets so bad. It’ll probably just give McCain a heart attack however, don’t think his heart can handle it.

You have to hand it to the porn industry to do something like this. It is true what they say, anything and everything can and will be pornography.

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Tags: comedy, drunk, John McCain, pornography, Russians, Sarah Palin, satire, sex, tank, threesome
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It was my mom’s birthday on Monday, so I decided to make her a cake. Well I usually do make a cake, but this time I tried something different I found online. And of course it didn’t come out like it looked in the picture. But it was still fun to try. I think I need more practice. *L* A lot more. I should have tried a pumpkin cake, it being so close to halloween, but stupid me went with a summery theme. Doh! (btw, the glasses on the cake are oreo cookies. I thought that was a cute idea. :p )

Facebook isn’t as boring as I thought. I’m actually getting into it. I have 4 friends (waiting on a fifth) LOL. But it’s fun…now that I’m getting use to it. *thinking of forcing Orion to join*  haha

Well everything else is just hunkey dorey. Actually I’ve been feeling pretty good these past few days *knocks on wood*. Nothing major going on in my life, except for Zoey having cancer. But she’s doing so good right now it doesn’t even seem like she’s sick. I’m just enjoying life…taking it one day at a time.

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