Shock Me and Say Something Smart
Some nutty questions from Y!A that I thought were worth mentioning (and poking fun at). What are these people thinking?
- Is it ok for a woman to masturbate in public? I have the feeling most guys would say Yes to this one. I’d probably start laughing if I ever saw someone doing that.
- When do dear start turning into elk????? First off it’s ‘deer’, and as far as I know ‘deer’ don’t turn into elk (lol wth?)
- Is there a way to make my nipples the same size? I didn’t know this was a problem with some women. I guess there is a lesson to be learned here: don’t play with just one nipple. Rotate.
- Is it alright to go out with your 5th cousin? Is this a redneck joke?
- Why do some spiders lay their eggs under your skin, but geese do not? Am I missing something here?
There were a few more I wanted to add but they were deleted. Wish I could remember what they were about. *L* I think one was about leaving notes to fairies (haha). Weird people.
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Tags: Cousin, Elk, Geese, Masturbate, Nipples, Spiders, Yahoo Answers
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June 2nd, 2008 - 5:01:06 pm
1. I’d say no, men would get yelled at if they watched. Just like how sluts yell at men for looking at them for, well, dressing slutty. lol
2. My God that is some kinda stupid. rofl That kid must of watched Pokémon way too much.
3. Actually this is very common. lol Most people have larger left sides on the chest than right, nipples and breast. Men too. lol Did they seriously think they were going to get a solution though?
4. I wonder if they’re from the south.
5. Killer geese, rare but dangerous species. (lol)
A lot of the things people say there really make you wonder. I definitely don’t remember being that stupid when I was 10-16. lol
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:03:00 pm
okay *L* The ‘boob’ thing I’ve heard of. One side may be higher than the other. But nipples?? (really? *L*)
pokemon hahaha *pokes you*
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:04:07 pm
yeah nipples too lol Doesn’t have to be size either, can be shape too. lol
Everyone knows a deer evolves into an Elk at level 27, psh noobs. (lmao)
*pokes you*
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:06:04 pm
rofl you just let everyone know you are a die hard pokemon player haha
huh…ok, never heard of the nipple thing. *L* But the question is how do YOU know? (lol)
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:07:11 pm
no I didn’t! lmao This applies to really any RPG game. lol Levels and whatnot. *pokes you hard*
*covers his left nipple* I have no idea how I know! lmao
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:08:15 pm
i wanna see (lmao) no wait…pic or it didn’t happen (ugh *L*)
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:10:49 pm
Never! No pics of nippy on the web! lmao
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:13:24 pm
party pooper *L*
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:15:11 pm
would you want pictures of your nippy all over the web? lmao
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:15:40 pm
k nm (lol)
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:16:25 pm
rofl you’re petering out, getting shorter and shorter with your replies.
*pokes bren*
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:17:12 pm
..
haha
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:17:51 pm
lmao *pokes you again*
I want to go hit a deer now. Hopefully it won’t turn into a more powerful Elk and hurt me. (lmao)
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:18:31 pm
it’s not ‘deer’ it’s ‘dear’. *L* Apparently only ‘dear’ can turn into elk.
*pokes you back*
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:20:07 pm
A wild Dear has appeared!
orion used punch!
Wild Dear got angry. Wild Dear evolved into Elk!
Elk used horn attack!
orion fainted!
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:20:55 pm
lmao fricken weirdo (lol)
Im crying haha
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:23:19 pm
haha I’m cracking up so bad. Totally nerding out. lmao
Trainer sent out Brenna.
Brenna used PMS. Attack was super effective!
Wild Elk fainted!
Brenna gained 412 experience points!
Brenna grew to level 25!
Brenna learned double slap!
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:24:21 pm
great…now everyone knows I’m pms-ing (haha)
*smacks you hard* <3
June 2nd, 2008 - 5:24:47 pm
no no, you have to use your new move double slap! lmfao
<3
June 21st, 2008 - 10:19:08 pm
rotate??? ROFL!!!
June 22nd, 2008 - 6:00:34 am
*pokes cherry HARD* lmao
wow I haven’t been blog hopping at all lately. eep. I think I need a spanking (lol)
June 28th, 2008 - 8:20:34 pm
*spanks Bren*
no harm done, I haven’t updated my blog in ages
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