Well I’ve just been totally bummed down this morning, my favorite standup comedian has died Sunday. Apparently George died from heart failure.

“On June 22, 2008, Carlin was admitted to St. John’s Hospital in Santa Monica, California complaining of chest pain. He died later that day at 5:55 p.m. PDT of heart failure at the age of 71.”

I’m sad that I never got the chance to see him perform live. I could never get enough of his in your face honesty about the topics he talked about.

The ‘old fuck’ (as he so graciously referred to himself in the end) will be missed by many.

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Been an interesting week or so with storms. Got floods in Iowa, earthquakes in Japan and China and thunderstorms like mad around my area.

Right now as I type getting yet another one, this will be the fourth or fifth storm so far this week alone. Supposed to get like two more tomorrow and wednesday. Two of the past ones caused a few hours altogether of power outages as well. The rain on saturday was insane, driveway became a river basically and you couldn’t see out a hundred feet before the mist and rain blocked your vision.. at only 5 pm in the afternoon.

Well here’s to hoping my power doesn’t go out for once. I really hate having to shut everything down, then back up. Life is crap without electricity anymore, not much you can do in the modern world.

Guess I’ll sit back and enjoy this storm.

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I thought I’d do a quick little post with some of my favorite pictures of Figaro. Going to compare pictures from a couple years ago to now, to see how far he has come.

Here is the first photo, it is from 2003:

And now in 2008:

Well, not much has changed in five years with him in these two shots. He did manage to tilt his head the other way however.

Here is another, this time from 2004:

and again in 2008:

He somehow managed to slide into the corner through means that obviously took awhile. Also, he managed to flip over to evenly rest both sides of his body.

Throughout the years he has explored his nekkidness in various positions. It is assumed that he has not decided on a favorite position yet.

Enjoy the photos.

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Some nutty questions from Y!A that I thought were worth mentioning (and poking fun at). What are these people thinking?

• Is it ok for a woman to masturbate in public? I have the feeling most guys would say Yes to this one. I’d probably start laughing if I ever saw someone doing that.
  
• When do dear start turning into elk????? First off it’s ‘deer’, and as far as I know ‘deer’ don’t turn into elk (lol wth?)
  
• Is there a way to make my nipples the same size? I didn’t know this was a problem with some women. I guess there is a lesson to be learned here: don’t play with just one nipple. Rotate.
  
• Is it alright to go out with your 5th cousin? Is this a redneck joke?
  
• Why do some spiders lay their eggs under your skin, but geese do not? Am I missing something here?

There were a few more I wanted to add but they were deleted. Wish I could remember what they were about. *L* I think one was about leaving notes to fairies (haha). Weird people.

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Tags: Cousin, Elk, Geese, Masturbate, Nipples, Spiders, Yahoo Answers
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Awhile back I saw a standup routine by Ray Romano, and the particular standup show he did was ”Live At Carnegie Hall.” One part of the act he did a bit about taking showers, one point he brought up is why can’t we remember whether or not we washed our hair?

He went on about how even though it would of been a few moments earlier, he always forgets if he washed his hair. Can never remember, would go through the whole process step-by-step and come up with nothing.

Now I don’t know if this applies to women, but it seems a general consensus is that men have trouble remembering whether or not they already washed their hair in the shower; well at least I do. It’s so damn annoying.

I have to rub my hands through my hair and try to see if I can smell any traces of shampoo, but I’ll usually just give up and do it again if I’m unsure. Weird thing is, I never had this issue until I saw that particular bit of his standup. So damn you Ray Romano, damn you for brainwashing me into being unable to remember. I waste my shampoo because of you!

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