Man, there is some stuff you just can’t make up. PETA, in its infinite wisdom a few months ago, decided that it would be a downright swell idea to start a petition to have the word “fish” changed to “sea-kitten”. It’s to raise awareness of the wrong-doing that fishing incurs.

Don’t take my word for it, this is not a joke. You just can’t make this shit up. PETA - Save the Sea Kittens.

Fish Rape

Now, I’m not going to kill anymore brain cells than necessary by reading more about this crap from their website. The main page is bad enough. Overly cute, fish doing stupid things like reading, being raped by little girls, the usual.

Don’t these people know they’re teaching kids to hold fish out of water so they can suffocate to death? What sick bastards are behind PETA?

I just can’t fathom how stupid you have to be to fall for this crap. Everything PETA does and says is the biggest load of bull ever witnessed by man. Only surpassed perhaps by Dubya.

Just think, almost 12,000 fools signed the petition to stop the “hunting of sea kittens.” Twelve thousand dumbasses.

Also, if you ever need proof of how idiotic Pam Anderson is, she’s an avid PETA member and poster girl for them, along with lots of other bimbo retard celebs.

I CAN HAZ BRIAN?

I guess you need an IQ of a small child to fall for this stuff.

You know what? PETA has inspired me. I want to save moths.

Moths have been succumbing to the likes of felines for years. Bren doesn’t help the situation! She feeds cute, innocent, harmless moths to her monster of a cat Meeka! THIS IS SICK AND ATROCIOUS. We must save the air kittens!

Someone think of the air kittens.

Please, won’t someone think of them? It’s bad enough the sea kittens get hunted. Now we have feline feeding mongrels, hunting moths and murdering them with their cats!

(I’m going to go jump off a cliff over the stupidity of humanity now.)

Categories: Entertainment • Humor • Information • Pets / Animals • Rants
Tags: air kittens, idiots, peta, sea kittens
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This is a question from Yahoo Answers that deserves its own post. 

I’m concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?

My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.   

What should I do about this?

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I haven’t posted anything since Nov of last year. Wow. When I said I didn’t feel like blogging I really meant it eh?

Anyways, I just wanted to post a few of my favorite photos of Meeka (from ICHC). Yeah, I’m proud of my little white bundle of ‘joy’. She’s (practically) famous. She’ll be in the next book from ICHC, which is coming out sometime this September. 

This is the photo they are going to use in the ICHC book.

Yeah, it's THAT bad.

I have so many of these, but I wont bore you anymore.

Categories: Pets / Animals • Photographs
Tags: funny, Humor, ICHC, LOL, Lolcat, lolcats, meeka, White Cat
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I’ll be honest. I hate computers. I loathe them. All they do is cause headaches and annoyances. Software updates, bug fixes, things going wrong, accidentally deleting files, corrupted backups, bots trying to convince you that you have a small penis and pushing viagra on you. I hate it all.

Two weeks ago the server I built a year ago and co-located at a datacenter decided it was a great, swell time to kick the bucket.

Now, I knew it had issues from about 10 months ago. Threw ECC (Error Correcting Code) errors. I figured I’ll replace the ram someday. Kept putting it off, and off. Server ran fine for a bit over 12 months.

Then, catastrophic failure of the ram. At first, I thought it was a hard drive death. So I bought two brand spanking new hard drives, as well as replacement ram, and sent it all off to the datacenter to install in the server; and they were to send me the old parts back so I could replace it all.

They did their job well, installed everything, got it up and running. Within hours of me setting it up and tinkering with it, BAM, more errors from the primary HD. Told the datacenter to switch over to the spare drive (which is also brand new and identical mind you) and start over. They did it, and again I was happily on my way with setting it up again. 12 hours later, BAM, more HD errors on the spare drive! Joy is me!

At this point, I’m utterly defeated and tell them to just send everything to me. I get the parts, and start testing each drive one by one. First the original drive. It had a few errors, only caused by shutting down improperly. Besides that, it was perfectly fine. ugh.

The two brand new drives, each were lemons. I ran extended tests and they were both functioning, but not usable due to errors on the drives. Brand new drives, identical make/models, both duds. Their serial numbers were about 100 digits off. God…

So, here I am now. Finally got a dedicated server setup. Should of had a second server long ago for fail over purposes. If anyone actually noticed the blog was down, this is why.

Man, do I HATE computers. (But they’re sadly an essential necessity anymore.)

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Tags: Computers, servers
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Well, just thought I’d do a quick post letting anyone who may still check here once in awhile that, yes, we are still alive. (Couldn’t help but do a Portal reference.) We haven’t exactly had much to blog about lately, but it looks like Hell’s Kitchen and American Idol should kick-start more frequent posts again.

I can’t wait for Hell’s Kitchen tomorrow night. I still think Petrozza deserved to win last season instead of that whiny, back-stabbing bitch (lol), but eh, not enough to turn me off of it. Petrozza was the man, the fact I still remember his name is testament to that.

These early Idol audition shows have kind of bored me, they’re just so predictable. You can tell that the pre-screeners are picking the very best, and the very worst contestants to go meet the four judges. There is rarely any middle ground singers (that they show anyway). Hopefully the Hollywood and later shows will be more entertaining. They seem to have picked off some decent people so far, barring that bikini girl. I just wanted to slap her so hard upside the head for dressing like that. Major attention whore.

Anyway, we’re still here and will start posting a bit more frequently.

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